Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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