Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
this will be a night to untag.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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