thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
time to smoke my breakfast
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
