I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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