just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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