So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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