We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
