Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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