We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
My feet surprised me
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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