I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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