McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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