Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
