I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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