Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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