thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
only you would photoshop your dick
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
