just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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