i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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