Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
We are two peas in an std pod
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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