Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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