when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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