Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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