Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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