just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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