The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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