what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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