doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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