I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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