Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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