Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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