I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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