Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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