i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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