I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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