her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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