So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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