so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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