i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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