Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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