i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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