the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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