whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.�
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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