"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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