dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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