honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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