Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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