My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
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