We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
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