Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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