I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I need water and some morals
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