On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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